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I was never tired of this life
and it's not gonna matter if
I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall,
you won't let me hit the ground.
Thanks for being around my friend.!
Category : Friendship SMS
Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,
Never let it go cause DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,
From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight‚¦
GOOD NIGHT
Category : Good Night SMS
Apni KHAMOSH zindagi main bolana mujhko,
Apni HASEEN khuwab ki TASVEER banana mujhko,
Main jo POCHON tumhara HAAL-e-DIL,
To apni har DHARKAN ki AWAZ sunana mujhko
TATTI ke sath PAAD aa gaya,
MOOTNE ke bad JHAG aa gaya,
GF ke saath tha to uska BAAp aa gaya,
Aaj pure din ki MAA CHUD gayi aur
Upar se
BHOSDI ke tu YAAD aa gaya.
Category : Insult SMS
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye..!!
ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa,
IZHAR e ishq to khwahish ban jaati hai,
HAI agar ishq to aankho mein dekho,
ZUBAN kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai..
Category : Poetry SMS
Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->
Category : Exam SMS

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