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Jis ke liye sab kuch luta diya humne,
wo kehte hai unko bhula diya humne,
gaye the hum unke aansu pochne,
ilzam de diya ki unko rula diya humne..!!
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
Category : Munna bhai SMS
Pearl of lifetime:
Don’t Judge anyone by the way they Speak..
Judge them by the way they care..
Bcoz Care is the Outcome of a Truth-full heart.
I wanna keep3 things: . .
The SUN
The MOON
&
My friends
Sun 4 daytime
Moon for night time &
U.My dear friend 4 LIFETIME
When you wait
for someone
for few minutes,
its your NEED.
For few hours,
its your TRUST.
For few weeks,
its your FRIENDSHIP
But to wait when
you know, the person
will not come,
its your LOVE....
Category : Love SMS
Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.
Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.
Khataon par khata'ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.
Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.
Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.
Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.
Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.
Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe.
Category : Ghazal SMS
"S.L.E.E.P"
S-Say thanks to the god.
L-Lying on the bed.
E- Eyes closed slowly
E-End of the day.
P-Plan for the next day.
'G00D NIGHT'
Category : Good Night SMS
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
Category : Misc SMS Jokes

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