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A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!
Category : Funny SMS
I have searched my heart
For the words to say just how much u mean to me
You are all of God's Blessings rolled into one.
My dreams,My desires,My evening,My sun.
My evening walking moment, my hopes and my fears,
My disillusion,My contentment,My joy nd My tears.
But most important of all,
I thank God when i pray bcoz u make
every moment MY VALENTINE DAY.
Category : Love SMS
In future how will I identify your kids in classroom? I will just check whose erasing the notes….
when the teacher is cleaning the board.
I will confirm!!!
“THE LEGEND IS BACK”
Life never seems to be
the way we want it,
but we live it in the
best way we can.
There is no perfect life but we
can fill it with perfect moments.
Category : Good Luck SMS
Nigahe bhacha kar jo chalte hai mujhse,
kabhi unko mujhse mohobat hue the,
Jo mehbob se ajnabi ho gaye hai,
kabhi unko mujhse mohobat hue the.
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. cars seat belt...u dirty mind
Chahat dil ki unhe dikha na sake,
Pyar kitna hai dil me ye jatla na sake,
Rishte nibhane ki khatir chahat ki wo shama bhuja na sake,
Sab kuch kaha bas pyaar ke wo 3 alfaaz batla na sake
Dear Deepika..
U went to Yuvraj, his form dropped.
U went to Ranbir, his movie flopped.
U went to Mallyas, their airline stopped.
Plz join Congress.. & Save India.

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