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O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
Category : Valentine SMS
Gunehgaar kaun..??PATI aur PATNI so rahe the.
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi..
“bhago mera PATI aa gaya”
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.
You are my sweet SONA,
I don't want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart's KONA,
Otherwise i'll start RONA,
Atleast good morning to KAR LONA.......
Category : Good Morning SMS
Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
Little johny: A heart a attack!
Category : Funny SMS
Juda hone ka andesha' juda honE se pehle tha,
Wo mujh se intehai khush' khAfa hone se pehle tha,
Junoon ka doar guzra to mujhe b bhool betha wo,
Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hone se pehle tha,
Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy wo chor jayega,
Bohat hi ba'wafa wo bewafa hone se pehle tha...
Category : Ghazal SMS
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!
Category : Funny SMS
Duriyon ki na parwah kijiye,
dil jab bhi pukare hamain,Bula lijiye.
Hum zyada dur nahi aapse,
bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.
True words-
Sach kha hai kisi ne ke
Waqt ke sath har koi badal jata hai,
Galti uski nahi jo bdlta hai,
Glti uski hoti hai jo pahle jesa reh jata hai.

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