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Yasomti mom se talking nandlala,
Radha kyun fair.. I am kyun kala.
boli smiling maiya
listen mere lala:
Wo city ki gori
aur tu village ka gwala isliye kala.
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Category : Sardar SMS
I kept your name in my JOURNAL,
and posted you in the LEDGER of my heart,
you wont be classified as FIXED ASSETS,
because the MARKET VALUE of friendship
will never DEPRECIATE from heart.
Some like Sunday
Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart
Category : Birthday SMS
What does ILU means?
I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu...
tum kya samjhey they...
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
Category : Funny SMS
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
When the time comes for you to give
your heart to someone,
make sure that u select someone who
will never break your heart,
coz broken hearts have no spare parts.
Category : Wise SMS Quotes
Love your love so much that
u Dont have to ask,
'With whom u were?'
n
Trust ur friend that much that
u Dont have to tell,
'Dont tell dis 2 anyone'

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