SMS Category
Two Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."
Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"
Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :)
Category : Anniversary SMS
Jidhar bhi ye dekhe, jidhar bhi ye jaye,
Tujhe dhundhte hai ye pagal nigahe,
Main zinda hu laken kaha zindgi hai,
Mere zindgi tu kaha kho gaye hai.
The word politics is derived from the word poly,
meaning many,
and the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.
Category : Politics SMS
Never keep distance with a person who
likes U so much.
Never get close to a person who doesnt
like U.
Both will hurt u a lot!!
To My Valentine
T-o my Valentine, with all my love,
O-f whom I cannot say enough in praise,
M-ay my love for you sufficient prove,
Y-earning to redeem your caustic days.
V-ortices within may drag you down.
A-nchor, then, in my serenity.
L-ove saves some who otherwise might drown,
E-mbarked alone upon their Galilee.
N-or should you deem your own love not enough
T-o be the chapel to which I retreat
I-n search of a pavilion for my pain.
N-o love is love unless it be a seat
E-nchanted, where a stone might weep again
Category : Love SMS
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until...
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power...
become lovers of wisdom.
Category : Politics SMS
Ek din ek ladka ek ladki ke sath baitha tha
doosre din doosri ladki ke sath
teesre din teesri ladki ke sath
baitha tha
Moral of the story
Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.
Category : Misc SMS Jokes
I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
Category : Cool/Decent SMS

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