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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
Category : Santa Banta SMS
Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi ghamon se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti
Category : Poetry SMS
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
Category : Exam SMS
Worried man to Psychologist
My GF treats me as if I Were a DOG!
Psych: She abuses U, Hits U, Starves U?
Man: No. No. Worse!
She wants me to be FAITHFUL
Na mila dil ka qadardaan is zamanay main,
Yeh sheesha toot gaya hai daikhnay aur dekhanay main,
Gii main aata hai ek roz shamma say pochoon,
Maza kis main hai, jalnay main ya jalanay main...?
Category : Poetry SMS
Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine,
They Twist,
Turn & Knock Us Around,
But In The End we Come Out
Cleaner, Brighter & Better Than Before...

The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass & flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you?
Category : Rainy day SMS
Ajeeb si kashish hai app me ki hum
aap ke khaylo me khoye rehtay hain...
ye soch k aap khuwabon main ayain.
hum din me bhi sooye rehtay hain
Category : Poetry SMS

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