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Air And Students Have The Same Mentality
How? Dont You Know How ?
Both Keep Turning Book’s Pages Without Reading :)
Category : Funny SMS
Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..
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Fail ho Jaunga!
Category : Naughty SMS
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
Category : Munna bhai SMS
"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T"
ka kya rishta ha ???


Answer= Husband & Wife
Category : Riddle SMS
If only there was no distance between,
I would have kissed you goodnight..
Anyways, good night my love
Category : Good Night SMS
Q: What's the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
Category : Misc SMS Jokes
Log apne kapdo ke style pe kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain.Jabki zindgi ke sabse haseen lamhe bina kapdo ke guzar jate hain
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Yaha!!
Bachpan ki baat ho rahi hai jee.
Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy,
Uska pyar meri pehchan bana rehta hy,
Koi muntazi hy uska kitni shiddat se,
Wo janta hy magar anjan bana rehta hy...

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