SMS
SMS Category
SMS
Importance of thumb...
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh....u toooo?
Category : Funny SMS
Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai
perfume
earring
suits
flowers
chocolates
or ladke..??Ye le LADKI ka number..
Bas mera naam nahi aana chahiye!
Impact of Movies:Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
We fight. .!
We seprate. . !
And then we miss each other. .
Thats love. . .
Category : Love SMS
The greatest gift
you can give to someone
is your time,
because when you give your time,
you're giving them a portion of life
that you never get back.
Good Morning,
Have a lovely day!
Category : Good Morning SMS
Miss ne nursery class k bchay se kaha
1 se 10 tk gino main tumhen kiss krun gi
Bacha bola:
Agr me 1 se 1000 tak ginu to koi pakage hai?
Category : Misc SMS Jokes
Treat life as sea,
Heart as d seashore &
FRIENDS like d waves.
It never matters how many waves r there?
What matters is which 1 touches d seashore.
Category : Friendship SMS

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