SMS
SMS Category
SMS
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and
I'll give same advice to my children also.
Category : Santa Banta SMS
May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy,
colors of happiness,
colors of friendship,
colors of luv n
all other colors u want to paint in ur life.
Happy Holi
Category : Holi SMS
I wish U to have a
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Category : New Year SMS
Husband: Raja Dasrath ki 3 Raniya thi
Wife: To kya hua?
Husband: To main 2 Shadiya aur kar sakta hu
Wife: Dropdi ka naam suna hai?
Husband: Tu bhi na pagli DIL pe le leti hai.
Aye moj-e-hawa,Ab tu hi bata,
Wo yar hamara kaisa hai?
Jo bhool gaya hum ko kab se,
Wo jaan se pyara kaisa hai ?
Kia us ko jeewan lamho mein,
Koi lamha mera baqi hai ?
Kia uski jaagti aankhon main,
Meri yaad se phaili udasi hai ?
Kia wo bhi meri tarah yun hi,
Shab bhar jaga kerta hai ?
Kia wo bhi saya-e-rehmat main,
Hamain RAB se manga karta hai ?
Agar aisa nahi to tu hi bata,
Hum yaad use Kion kertay hain ?
Wo humse bicher ker khush hai agar,
To hum pal pal kion marte hain ?
Category : Ghazal SMS
Main nay bhi kisi say pyar kiya tha...
thoda nahi bay shumar kiya tha,
Meri to duniya hi badal gayi.
Jab usne kaha...
Aray mein‚ nay‚ to sirf mazak kiya tha...
Category : Poetry SMS
If 100% of people love you,
make sure I am one of them,
If 99% people hate you,
make sure I am in that 1% who loves you,
If 100% of people hate you,
then make sure I am No More.
Category : Love SMS
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Category : Wife SMS

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