SMS Category
Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane.
You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?
Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.
Cutest Proposal -
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
Asks ,
"Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Should I Come Back Again.."
Man was sent on Earth to "suffer",
Woman was sent to " ensure that it
Dr. Sarfraz Ahmed (Arizona 1904)
Category : Misc SMS Jokes
Tu hi bata a dil tujhe samjhau kaise,
jise chahta hai tu use nazdik lau kaise,
yuto har tamanna har ehsas hai wo mera,
mgar us ehsas ko ye ehsas dilau kaise.
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husbd:A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husbd: A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husbd: Wait a sec!
Category : Husband/Wife SMS
I can't find a reason why Life Introduced Me to You..
But that's not the question.
Question is: How life knew that I needed a lovely one like you???
Category : Love SMS
Whenever u want to know how rich u are,
Don't count Ur resources,
Just drop a tear
look around at the number of hands
that reach out to wipe ur tears!!!

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