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One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
Category : Funny SMS, Kiss SMS
If I had a single flower for
every time I thought of you
I could walk in my garden forever,
never finding the end.
Category : Cool/Decent SMS
Un se dur bhala hum kaise reh paatay
Dil se unhe kaise bhula paatay
Kaash ki woh sanso ke ilava aayine mein bhi hote
Khud ko bhi dekhte to woh nazar aate
Category : Poetry SMS
LOVE: increase ur heart value
SMILE: increase ur face value
PLEASURE: increase ur mind value
FRIENDSHIP: increase ur life value...!
u r good friend...
Category : Friendship SMS
Principal Pappu Se:
India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pehle Kahan Lagaya GayaPappu (Kaafi Sochne K Baad):DANDE Par.. LolMORAL- PAPPU ITNA V BEVKUF NAHI HAI!
A new sun
A new day
A new SMS
Asking u to
4Get all ur
Worries
Sorrows
& Tears
For some1
Who wants to see
"U" Always Happy
Category : Cool/Decent SMS
Sometimes ALLAH upsets your plans
to set up his own plans..
ALLAH's plans r perfect.
So never get upset
when your plans get upset
Have faith in ALLAH
Category : Cool/Decent SMS
Corporate Lessons
"We will do it"
Means
"U will do it."
"U have done a great job"
Means
"More work will be given to u."
"We r a team"
Means
"I am not the only one to be blamed."
"That is a good question"
Means
"I do not know anything about it."
"All the best "
Means
"U r in trouble." :)
Category : Misc SMS Jokes

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