SMS Category
Sun is upset and moon is happy,
Because sun is missing U,
And moon is gonna be with U,
For rest of the night,
Have a wonderful night.
Category : Good Night SMS
Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!
Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 BooksTeacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 BooksTeacher: (Hun ik aukha question)!
61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??Student: LIBRARY
Research Says That:
Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy,
Whether She Likes Him Or Not.But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!1st Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar
2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar
3rd Second: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya
I’m turning 16 soon,
and I really just need my freedom!
Category : Break Up SMS
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
Always smile
Do U know Why??
Bcoz Haso! Jiyo!
Muskurao! Khush raho!
Kya Pata!!Kal??Aage ke do DAAT ho na ho!!
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

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