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A beggar to another beggar:
I had a grand diner at 'Sareena' yesterday.
Another beggar: how?
First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday,
I went 2 'Sareena', ordered dinner worth 2000rs n enjoyed the diner.
When the bill came, i said, i had no money.
The manager called the policeman n handed me over to him.
I gave the 100rs note 2 the policeman n he set me free.
Category : Misc SMS Jokes
Being someone
1st Love
May be great
But
To be their last
Is beyond perfect!
Category : Love SMS
Ek Maa ki request hai
Plz ye msg itna felao ke us ke beto tak pahuch jaye..
Beta RAMESH aur SURESH Pitaji ki Patlun
ek Bilaan choti ho Gyi ho to Ghar wapas aa jao.
Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D
Category : Flirt SMS
Teacher: Ye kiska Signature hai
“@@@@@@@”Student: Meri mummy ka.
Teacher: Aisa kaisa naam hai?
Student: Ji, wo unka naam hai “JALEBI BAI”
Kewal tum hi ho zindagi main par main tumhe pa nahi sakta,
Rahega dukh hamesha tumhe na pane ka.
Par apni khushi ke liye tumhe rula nahi sakta.
Sab ke hatho mein kuch lakire hai,
Banti jinse sabki takdire hai.
Dua hai aap ke hatho mein lakire kuch khas ho,
Aur dunia ki her khusiya aap ke paas ho..
When does a friend becomes the best in the world?
When his dialogue,
I care 4u!
changes into
I will kill u if u don’t take care of yourself!
So take care of yourself
if u don’t want to be killed by me.
Category : Naughty SMS

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