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Auspicious red.
Sunkissed gold.
Soothing silver.
Pretty purple.
Blissful blue.
Forever green.
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.
Category : Holi SMS
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn”t hash,
Then your situation”s hopeless and your system”s gonna crash!
Category : Computer SMS
Mujh say bicher k baynaam ho jao gai,
Sodagaron k hathon neelam ho jao gay,
Mujh ko acha nahin lagta tera her ek say milna,
Her aik ko mayas'sar howay to aa'am ho jao gay
Category : Poetry SMS
Don’t be disappointed if the person who love does not love u.Bcoz GOD said:
This is my world and even I could not make my creations love me.
If ur single, then enjoy ur freedom,
if ur in a relationship, then enjoy your relationship.
If ur separated, then take care and start to enjoy the remaining part of your life.
Whatever part of life it is, its very imp to enjoy it..!
So whatever u do, just enjoy it..!
Zindagi me apki ahmiat bata nahi sakte,
dil me apki jaga dikha nahi sakte
Kuch rishtay anmol hote hain Kitne,
ye hum apko samjha nahi Sakte.
Category : Poetry SMS
Har waqt kaam mein itne na ulajh jaya karo,
Kabhi hamari yaad ko bhi dil mein laya karo,
Milnay ka waqt maat nikalo par,
Kabhi apne sms ki awaz to sunaya karo.
Category : Poetry SMS
Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...
"Treat Me Well And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..."
Category : Misc SMS Jokes

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