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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
Category : Exam SMS
Wife looks in mirror and says to her husband:
I look horrible, fat, ugly
Plz say something nice about meHusband: Your eyesight is perfect
Har raat ko chand ka shingar nahi milta,
har bagh ko phool ka dular nahi mlta,
maine duniya dekhi hai dost har kisi ko aapsa yaar nhi milta.
Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
Category : Kiss SMS
Ice
is
a
cream,
Love
is
a
dream
but
our
Friendship
is
evergreen.
Category : Friendship SMS
- No matter how old you are,
if a little kid shoots you with
a toy gun, you pretend to die.
- All you need is love,
or a gun, a shovel & a place to
hide the body.
- it's very important in life
to learn 'shift+delete'.
Some people aren't worth
recycling, Trust me!
- we always fall in love with
the most unexpected person
- necessity is the mother of
invention, girlfriend is the mother
of necessities..
Category : Funny SMS
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Sounds women make during s3x.
1) Asthmatic – ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient – yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied – more. more…more.
4) Religious – oh god. oh god.

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