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Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye:
Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE kaisa rahega?
Santa: Kyon?
TEL mein kya kharabi hai..!!
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do
All the things around the House that he used to do.
When the examination was Complete,
He said: "now, doc, i can take It.
Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain english,"
The doctor replied, "you're just lazy "
"okay," said the man.
"now give me the medical term so i can tell my wife"
Category : Misc SMS Jokes
14 Feb Valentine’s Day ko Log aisa kya karte hain!!KeTheakh Nine (9) months baad
14 Nov ko Children Day manana parta hai..!!
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Door na jaaya karo dil tarap jaata hai
Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai
Aaj pucha hai dil ne ek sawal tumsey
Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai?
Category : Poetry SMS
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday
Category : Birthday SMS
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more......this is call as
"Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."
Boy: I Love You..?
Girl: Hahahahaha

Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahaha
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Boy: I Will Die For You..?
Girl: Hahahahahahahaha

Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..?
Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ?
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Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Category : Flirt SMS

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