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I'm on a mission!
Mission to make u cute,
2 make u beautiful,
2 make u smart,
2 make u genious.
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in short.
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
Category : Misc SMS Jokes
1 bar 1 admi ko raste me patthar mila,
Us pr likha tha Patthar ko Palat lo kuch ban jaoge,
Jaise hi usne palata dusri taraf likha tha,
BAN GAYE CHUTIYA
A FaCT :
When you are up in life,
Your friends get to know who you are.
But
When you are down in life,
You get to know who your friends are...
Sometimes,
The People Who Are
Thousands Of Miles Away
From You, Can Makes
You Feel Better And
Smile Than People Right
Beside You.
It's All About Love!
Category : Love SMS
Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle,
Bacha kafi try karta hai,
Par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
“Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”
Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!
My Friendship Means
A Little Heart That
Neva Hates
A Cute Smile That
Neva Fades
A Smooth Touch That
Neva Shakes
&
A Strong Relation That
Never Breaks :)
Category : Friendship SMS
Roothi jo zindgi to mana lenge hum,
mile jo gum to sah lenge hum,
agar aap ho sath mere banke humdum,
bahte huye aansuo me bhi muskura lenge hum.
Everybody says
''I Love You''
is the best sentence in the whole world.
but
I believe that
... ''I Love You Too''
is the best.
because
many gets to hear the first one
but only few gets to hear the 2nd one...!!!
Category : Love SMS

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