SMS
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SMS
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make SEX a daily habit,and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Category : Naughty SMS
Small but value added message..!!
'A Mountain is not higher than ur confidence..
because it will be under ur feet, if you reach the top!'
Be my valentine i am sending you this
Valentine wish
with hugs and kisses too;
because there is a special place
here in my heart that
mad for only you!!
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
.
.
'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
Category : Funny SMS
If love is sweet why does it hurt,
if love is deep why does it burn,
if love is warm why do we shiver,
if love is tender why do we cry,
if love is forever why do we die
Category : Love SMS
First day of COLLEGE..
Boy sees a beautiful girl siting right next to him and writes in a paper.. “I love u, do u love me?”
and passes the paper to her..She replies.. “no”
He didn’t give up
He rubbed her answer and passed it on to another girl and she replied.. “yes”Moral of the story:
Definitely not what u think..
Its…
“Save earth… Recycle paper!!”
As per research
A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000
Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..
Category : Funny SMS, Wife SMS

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