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Student's Life is Like Movies
School =Jurassic Park
Principal= King Kong.
Vice Principle = Hulk.
Teachers = Aliens.
Class guys =Planet of Apes.
Class Gals =Charlies Angels.
Syllabus =Deep Blue Sea
Exam =Mission Impossible
Copy Checker =Terminator.
Result = 2012 ..(end of the world)
Category : Funny SMS
I want u ...
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner.... &
to say those sweet three words to U....
"Pay The Bill"
Category : Flirt SMS
V....is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A.....is for I will Always be yours
L.....is for Love at its most extreme
E.....is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N.....is for Never-ending love
T.....is for we will Always be Together forever
I.....is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N....is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E.....is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .
Category : Love SMS
Love Is Like Stapler Pin:
Easy To Attach Hard To Detach.
Worst Is When Finally U R Able To Detach
It Leaves The Paper Damage.
Category : Love SMS
SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Category : Birthday SMS
Ye naya injection—<‘_’_'_’]~=() khas un k liye jo
msg nahi karte
isko lagate hi kanjusi
dur ho jayegi
jab asar karne lage to
reply kar dena…!!
Girl to Santa
tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta..Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh,
SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!!
Ye ladkiya bhi na..
Category : Santa Banta SMS
Jo khusboo ban ke dil me bas gaya hai,
Khuda jaane woh mujhse kyon khafa hai !
WO chehra gam se kumhlane na paye,
Mere hoton pay ab bhi ye duaa hai !
Tabassum hai labon pe dil me nafarat,
Yahi iss daur ka nakse wafa hai !
Judaa hokar bhi sabke sath Hun mai,
Nahin maloom he kaisi saza hai !
Zamana chup hai aur bole hai "Zakhmi",
Yah uski bezubaani ka sila hai !!
Category : Ghazal SMS

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