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Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
Category : Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Bewafa waqat se wafa mange,
Chhod! e dost tu e kya mange !
Doston se bhi dil nahi barham,
Bas isi zurm ki saza mange !
Maut aaye to zindagi chahe,
Zindagani me jo kaza mange !
Be-hijabi bhi be-wafayee hai,
Aayeena parda-e-wafa mange !
Ab to khud ko mita liya hamne,
Aur kya ab teri raza mange !
Uski neeyat me khot hai zakhmi,
Aur o pyar be raya mange !!
Category : Ghazal SMS
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
Category : Politics SMS
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really,
but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
Category : Misc SMS Jokes
Ladki ki shadi mein uska purana Boyfriend bhi
aaya tha Sab ne us-se pucha kya aap hi dulhe ho?
Boy: nahi mein to semi-final mein har gaya tha
Final dekhne aaya hu!
Agar aap kahi ja rahe hai.
Aur
“kala kutta”
Aap ke aage se guzar jaye to samjh jana.
ki
kala kutta bhi kahi jaa raha hai!
Take a deep breath,
Stand near the window,
Look at the sky,
There will be two stars twinkling brightly,
u know what they are????
They are my eyes always taking care of U..
Good night.
Category : Good Night SMS
ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa,
IZHAR e ishq to khwahish ban jaati hai,
HAI agar ishq to aankho mein dekho,
ZUBAN kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai..
Category : Poetry SMS

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