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There's nothing sadder in the world
than to awake Christmas morning
and not be a child.
Category : Christmas SMS
Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai?
Cirkit: Bhai SMS
Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai?
Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh
S=SARDAR
M=MANMOHAN
S=SINGH
Category : Munna bhai SMS
G. Go 2 Bed
O. Off d Lights
O. Out O Tension
D. Dreams Come
N. Nice Sleep
I. Ignore Worries
G. Get Up Early
H. Have A Nice Day
T. Thank God Always
Category : Good Night SMS
Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?because….90% of the
boys are
right handed..
Do u remember ur cute childhood when u went to toy shop n asked shopkeeper:
Antal antal ye monkey titne ka hai?
and
shopkeeper replied beta ye monkey nahi mirror hai.
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
Category : Husband/Wife SMS
Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."
Category : Marriage SMS
if someone throw stone towards u ,
throw love towards him.
but if some1 throw love towards u ,
then sit 4 a while &
think cause love hurts u more than stone.
Category : Love SMS

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