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Teacher: If u give 100rs to ur frnd
but he needs only 50rs, so hw much will he return u?
Pappu: Nothing
Teacher: U don’t know maths!
Pappu: U don’t know my frndz.
U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,
Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte.
Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
hum kisi ko number bhi dia nahi karte.
Category : Poetry SMS
Let's overcome the darkness and celebrate the victory of the good over the evil
with the light of our Diyas, with good faith, our prayers to Lakshmi and Ganesh,
our offerings to Gods and Goddesses, with the joyful happiness and warmth of our hearts,
our families and beloved ones.
Remember that Diwali is what we make it!
So let's make Diwali 2011 an unforgettable one!
Category : Diwali SMS
Universal Truth:
‘Sun rises in the East’Fact-
Sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotatesMoral-
Education kills our common sense!!
Bachpan Ka Zamana Hota Tha,
Khushio.N Ka Khazana Hota Tha.
Chahat Chaand Ko Paane Ki,
Dil Titli Ka Deewana Hota Tha.
Rone Ki Wajha Na Hoti Thi,
Hasne Ka Bahana Hota Tha.
Khaber Na Thai Kuch Subho Ki,
Na Shamo Ka Thikana Hota Tha.
Daadi Ki Kahani Hoti Thi,
Pariuon Ka Fasana Hota Tha.
Daadi Ki Kahani Hoti Thi,
Pariuon Ka Fasana Hota Tha.
Pedho Ki Shakhe Chutey They,
Mitti Ka Khilona Hota Tha.
Gam Ki Zuban Na Hoti Thi,
Na Zakhmo Ka Paymana Hota Tha.
Barish Mein Kagaz Ki Kashti,
Har Mousam Suhana Hota Tha.
Wo Khel Wo Sathi Hotey They,
Har Rishta Nibhana Hota Tha.
Category : Ghazal SMS
Mandir mein joota utaarte waqt,
aur kisi ko miss call marte waqt,
bus ek hi dar rehta hai..?
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Koi utha na le.
Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin,
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.
Friendship
Must Never Be Buried
Under The Weight Of
Misunderstanding
Category : Friendship SMS

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