SMS
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SMS
1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha
Ladki ne kaha mera naam Note mein likha hai.Usme likha tha:
07/09/2001
Msg expert ho to ladki ka naam batao!!!
YouRe So Far Way
Yet You Are Here
I CanT See Your Face
But I Can Feel You Near
I CanT Touch You
But I Hold You Close
No Matter Where You Are
YouRe In My Heart
Wherever I Go
Hopefully The Miles Between Us
Will Disappear Soon
Because All I Want
Is To Be With You
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
Category : Munna bhai SMS
Kaisa waqt hai..
use fursat nahi mujhe yaad karne ki,Kabhi wo shaks..
meri hi sanso se jia karta tha!
This is not SMS, it's just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
Category : April Fools SMS
Husband: Raja Dasrath ki 3 Raniya thi
Wife: To kya hua?
Husband: To main 2 Shadiya aur kar sakta hu
Wife: Dropdi ka naam suna hai?
Husband: Tu bhi na pagli DIL pe le leti hai.
Is anjaan sheher mein patthar kaha se aakar laga mujhe…
...A dost,...Lagta hai in gairon ki bheed mein koi apna hi maa chuda raha hai.

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