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Baaton baaton mian bicharney ka ishara karkey
Khud bhi roya woh buhat ham se kinara karkey
Sochta rehta hoon tanhai main anjam-e-khuloos
Phir usi jurm-e-mohabbat ko dobara karkey
Jagmaga di hain terey shehrer ki galiyan main ne
Apney askhon ko palkon pe sitara karkey
Dekh letey hain chalo hosla apne dil ka
Aur kuch roz tere saath guzara karkey
Aik hi sheher main rehna hai magar milna nahi
Dekhtey hain yeh aziyat bhi gawara karkey
Category : Ghazal SMS
Somu n Bunty were fighting after exam.
Sir r u fighting?
Somu: This fool left the answer sheet blank,SiSo what?Somu: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied
womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life
scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download
thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life
Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, khud ko akela paya hoga
Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company
He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness.
Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?"
The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I did."
Then the boss said,
"Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness.
.
.
.
There was no mat!" :-P
Category : Funny SMS
Kon ho aap,
kyu sms karte rahte ho?
kisne diya aapko mera no.?
Ab sms nahi karna??Ok, mene kabhi esa kaha kya..
Nahi na to sms kro na.
Fizaoo main rang bharta hai tumhara chand sa chehra...
Mujhe bechain karta hai tumhara chand sa chehra...
Usi ehsaas ka nasha liye phirta hoon duniya main akela...
Meri khatir sanwerta hai tumhara chand sa chehra...
Mujhe ye chandni raatein buhut bekaaif lagti hain...
Jab meri aankhoun main ubharta hai tumhara chand sa chehra...
Koi chehra meri aankhoun ko khera nahin ker sakta...
Mujhe madhosh karta hai tumhara chand sa chehra...
Meri basti se shayad iss liyay tum door rehte ho...
Gehan lagne se darta hai tumhara chand sa chehra...
Tawaja kis qadar dene laga hun aaj kal khud per...
Mere charoun taraf jab siyah raat aati hai...
To phir mujh mein uterta hai tumhara chand sa chehra...
Mere se yun hi TUM apni dosti rakhna...
Andhere main nikharta hai tumhara chand sa chehra...
Category : Ghazal SMS

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