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My Care Will Be
In The Heart,
And
Not In Words..
My Anger Will Be
In Words,
And
Not In The Heart !!
When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
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.
cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
Category : Misleading SMS
After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
"Battery is OK"
Category : Munna bhai SMS
Kya zamana tha hum roz mila karte thay,
Raat bhar chand k hamrah chala karte the,
Dekh k jo hamain chup chap guzar jata hai,
Kabhi is shakhs sey hum pyar kiya karte the.
Category : Poetry SMS
Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don't like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.
Category : Christmas SMS
Old man walking on the street,
sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,
rings the bell & says: what else?
Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!
Category : Misc SMS Jokes
Which 3 Letters Can
Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Think..
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Think Hard..
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Answer:-AGE....!!
Category : Riddle SMS
Never waste an opportunity 2 say
I love U to someone U really like
Bcoz it is not everyday Ull meet the person
Who has the magic to let U fall in love.

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