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Pati Patni mein jhagde ke Baad Pati ne kagaz pe likha:
Mujhe 6 baje jaga dena!Patni ne subah kagaz pe Likh diya:
6 Baje Gaye hai, Uth jao.
Aisi apni wife ho
aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
to mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish h0
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho..
Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum,
aaj usine “Rula diya” khud ne to phone kiya nai
humne kiya to...Caller tune “Tujhe Bhula Diya??”
Khaa key gujiya,
pee key bhaang,
laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang,
baja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
HAPPY HOLI
Category : Holi SMS
Jawab jarur dena?
Agar koi aapke saamne aapki lover ko
I Love U
kahe aur aapki lover haa karde to aap kya karo ge?
Sba ko send karo aur shocking ANS suno..
Reply fast.
Dear Guys,
May your life be as awesome
as you pretend it is on
Facebook __ :-D
Dear Girls,
May your life not be as bad
as you pretend it is on
Facebook __ :-P
Category : Misc SMS Jokes
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.
Category : Sardar SMS
This is unfair to celebrate
only one day in the name of love.
because every day is valentines day
for those who are in love

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